7) How many telemark skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to turn the bulb while the other says “nice turns bra!” 6) Three snowboarders are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? The police. 5) What’s the difference between a cactus and a ski school jacket? With the cactus… the prick is on the outside. 4) How do snowboarders introduce themselves? “Sorry dude” 3) What is the difference between God and a Ski Schooler? God doesn’t think he’s a Ski Schooler… 2) What’s the difference between a ski bum and a pizza pie? The pizza can actually feed a family of four 1) Why do lifties only have 30 minute long breaks? Because if they were any longer, you’d have to re-train them.