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One piece undergarment for skiers

Discussion in 'Noticeboard' started by white out, Apr 20, 2007.

  1. white out

    white out First Runs

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    One piece undergarment for skiers

    I have developed a one piece very stretchy microfibre undergarment that allows the wearer to go to the toilet without completely stripping down
    It is more for the girls and has adjustable bra straps which are removable so it can be worn strapless with the more revealing outfits for the after skiing parties
    this item of clothing comes in 2 sizes standard size which fits from 155 cm to 175 cm and 40 kg to 65 kg and a plus size which caters for the larger taller woman from 175 cm to 185 cm and 65kg to 115 kg
    these undergarments are very supportive and slimming and they can be worn with no bra
    They are great for those who race and are so warm you wonder why no one has come up with this design before
    they are so usefull that we have come up with over 20 wearable functions for this undergarment so it is a utility garment
    they will retail for $21.00 AUD and if any ski shops are interested please email me for a free sample
    Ski.com members will get a 15% disc and they will be available in 2-3 weeks

    Cheers
     
  2. Shrek

    Shrek Old n' Crusty Ski Pass: Gold

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

    my sking undergarment is a silk g-string.
     
  3. HiLo

    HiLo Old n' Crusty

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

    TTIUWP
     
  4. white out

    white out First Runs

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

    So shrek what part of the furniture are you
    the broken splintered leg or the well and truly scratched and damaged table top
    or have you been busted up and waiting to be burn't
    a silk g string well that certainly makes you a girl :puke:
     
  5. cruisin along

    cruisin along A Local Ski Pass: Gold

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

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    dental floss for your bum in the luxury material.

    Maybe you are a member of Wild Boys Afloat?
     
    #5 cruisin along, Apr 21, 2007
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  6. D-eye

    D-eye Photographer and skier Moderator

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

    The G-strings they wear are tacky. Shrek wears quality.
     
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  7. cruisin along

    cruisin along A Local Ski Pass: Gold

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

    Have you seen it then?
     
  8. D-eye

    D-eye Photographer and skier Moderator

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

    at last SIC. As for Wild Boys Afloat, I served drinks at one of their shows many years ago.


    (or someone like them - it might have been manpower - in any case we pissed ourselves laughing when one of them bumped his head on the roof when jumping around on tables)
     
  9. cruisin along

    cruisin along A Local Ski Pass: Gold

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

    One of my friends was one of the "show boys" and I used to get to go for free so I could keep the skanky women off him.
    ( I was the pretend GF)
    Was hilarious as I never ever saw my friend as anything special and used to laugh every time I saw him in his black G.
     
  10. white out

    white out First Runs

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    Re: One piece undergarment for skiers

    Well maybe he should have been wearing one of my udergarments then he would have been beating his skanky men off him
     
    #10 white out, Apr 22, 2007
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  11. Slushii

    Slushii Mostly missing in action... Moderator

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    DO you have pics of those garments?