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Who wants to be a snow reporter at Thredbo

Discussion in 'Thredbo' started by WaitAwhile, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. WaitAwhile

    WaitAwhile One of Us Ski Pass: Silver

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  2. BobGnarly

    BobGnarly One of Us

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    Prefer someone who can keep a straight face when lying lol
     
  3. benchives

    benchives Part of the Furniture Ski Pass: Gold

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    99% of the population isn't good looking enough for the job and the one percent who are don't source employment online.
     
  4. Piste Again

    Piste Again Part of the Furniture Ski Pass: Gold

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    Obviously a qualification in creative writing would be a big advantage...
     
  5. TOFF

    TOFF Im kind of a big deal Ski Pass: Gold

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    No, I occasionally look at jobs online.
     
  6. climberman

    climberman CloudRide1000 Legend Ski Pass: Gold

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    Excellent first/second job for a motivated person in media - consistent deadlines, variety of formats, range of presentations, you'd be left with an excellent showreel for future work, and prolly get in a few turns most days.
     
  7. gareth_oau

    gareth_oau Pool Room Ski Pass: Gold

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    it advertises for a strong skier.

    Surely this is discriminatory advertising and Thredbo will be charged?
     
  8. stansi

    stansi One of Us Ski Pass: Gold

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    From my observations, if you want to be a snow reporter You need tits.
     
  9. LMB

    LMB Old but definitely not Crusty! Ski Pass: Gold

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    ...can be bought.
     
  10. BofSki

    BofSki One of Us

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    Is that to keep your mind off the BS snow reports she is giving :D
     
  11. crackson

    crackson A Local Ski Pass: Gold

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    Sounds perfect for a freeskiing pornstar.

    I'm interested.
     
  12. dawooduck

    dawooduck relaxed and comfortable Ski Pass: Gold

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    I am perfect for the job. Could either add some Clooney or some Robin Williams.

    The formula is broken, time for some duck

    LOL .. Thredbo wants me to get up REALLY EARLY for a season pass, fap about at gigs and talk to Olympic stars ..... its a LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY !!!!!

    alas, I got no tits
     
  13. Bogong

    Bogong Part of the Furniture Ski Pass: Gold

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    So does this Guthega promotional shot from 1983 fit the bill?

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Angus_McCrory

    Angus_McCrory Old n' Crusty Ski Pass: Gold

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    I skied Guthega back then, can't recall seeing her.......
     
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    dawooduck relaxed and comfortable Ski Pass: Gold

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    I can and I known who was doing entertaining her (not me)

    Dynamic tits ... and skis
     
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    Angus_McCrory Old n' Crusty Ski Pass: Gold

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    VRrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
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    Piste Again Part of the Furniture Ski Pass: Gold

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    That silicone is obviously keeping her warm.
     
  18. crackson

    crackson A Local Ski Pass: Gold

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    This chick needs a job.


    [​IMG]
     
  19. gareth_oau

    gareth_oau Pool Room Ski Pass: Gold

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    role model for MacDonalds?
     
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    Dos One of Us

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